OH Lordy, I've been so busy lately, I am behind on house cleaning. I've had a new shower curtain waiting to be put up for 4 weeks now, while the other one gets more and more long in the tooth. :/

I have amazing new technicolor bedsheets and pillow cases to put on. I am trying to get Ness off of the bed and he'll move a foot and lay back down. I am all "PRESIDENT, You've been sleeping ALL DAY!" and he's just "Mrow mrow mrow!" or he rollpurrs. LOL.

After I ran grocery shopping, I decided I'd let Ness out and take him for a ride. We drove about 2 blocks to the parking lot where the zip cars are stored. LOL. He loved it!



Here we are parked outside and he's watching the leaves and flowers blow around and over the windshield.

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A leaf landed on the windshield and he wanted to go after it.

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He was a perfect angel during the drive, he sat right on the passenger seat and stared out the windows. He didn't like this wall though. He growled when we pulled into the lot and then wouldn't stop staring. LOL.

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I dared open the door and he made crinkly face. LOLOLOL.

I <3 my cat so much! He's so crazy!

Ness and his Daddy!

So after last night, and after reading some of your comments, I just wanted to publicly acknowledge that I have the best cat ever. He really is a gift and I am so thankful that I have him, that insane odds came together for chunkems and asphaltwanderer and pitpatpupsf and I to be where we were on New Year's Eve, and that some little tic in my head told me to look up in the doorway where Ness was sneezing blood all over himself.

I am so thankful that we were there to rescue him, that we were there to keep him warm, and that, because of many of you (particularly bad_mom who deserves soooo much love for her huge donation!!!!!!) I was able to actually adopt him.

He is the most affectionate, playful cat I've ever had, yet he's not too hyper. He loves cuddling, he loves just hanging out either laying on my belly or alongside the keyboard while I am internetting. HE TAKES A SHOWER WITH ME OCCASIONALLY. He is very personable and he loves everyone, despite alphaomegasf jokingly claiming he's racist (LOL).

Yes he will wage a scorched earth guerilla campaign if i am late coming home from work. Yes he ate my $25 paint brushes. Yes he eats people food if I so much as leave anything on the counter. Yes he yowls and screams as soon as I leave the house or if I am not coming inside quick enough. Yes he needs to poopervise. And yes he tries to rub his teeth on my fingernails to get the plaque off when I am petting him (which is why he has a toothbrush now.)

I really do love this cat. I've had good cats before, like Scooter and Eugene and Ferguson, but Ness is, by and large, the best cat. I kinda wish he was dumber though, because he knows how to open doors, even though he can't do it yet, hahaha.

Anyway, here's a pic of him drying himself off last night after we got out of the shower:

this is an old picture from my friend Jeremy

So Thursday, when I came home from work, Ness was sleeping on the computer chair and I called to him and he did his usual yowling and came running. Except this time, he was dragging along a roll of packing tape with him. Here, apparently, he had gotten into the cabinet under the sink where I have all the cleaning supplies and the packing tape dispenser and he somehow got it wrapped around his goddamn tail. I very very briefly entertained the idea of trying to just remove the tape while his tail was wet but yeah, that didn't work. So I ended up having to cut the tape off with huge chunks of fur. Then, since his tail was all ratty lookin', I just shaved the affected area in a failed attempt to give him a cute little lion tail poof. LOL. He's extremely happy now that the tape isn't attached to him anymore (it's since been moved to a better concealed location) but his tail has seen better days, HAHA!

so the fire alarms started going off in the middle of my nap. OMG INSANE. i literally jumped out of bed, put my coat and hat on, grabbed Ness and wrapped him in a blanket and then grabbed my bag and we ran out of the house all refugee style. it took all of 20 seconds. unfortunately, i forgot my laptop bag, hahhaha. i'll have to remember to grab that one next time. i wasn't sure if it was a real fire or a test or malfunction, but i wasn't taking any chances. i guess somebody just burnt their dinner, but Ness was the darling of everyone outside, being that he was the only cat that was brought out aside from like 45903809458 dogs and puppies. LOL.

darkcryst even snapped some pics of him. i'll link to them when he posts them.

EDIT:

from darkcryst at http://radar.net/people/britinthebay/post/3473681.

YAY

OMG new shift = a++++++++++++++++++

it's annoying because the morning clientele is different than the night time ones. they want big orders, they want their hands held, they want to hear a "pretty lady" talk (and they don't mean me) so i get a lot of hangups and a lot of longer calls. however, i didn't have any troubleshooting calls, which was a godsend because they take a lot of time. i got a lot of stuff done because there are lulls during the morning when nobody calls, so it was pretty good. i knew vaguely how the shift worked becuase i've covered it from time to time, but it's nice to really get into it now.

my body is now adjusting to the new shift, and my sleeping pattern is changing drastically, which is weird. i was ready for bed at 6pm and my eyes were all sandy and it was hard to keep them open. Ness even agreed and was laying on the bed doing his little meow that he was ready for sleepies. LOL.


MY POOR RED EYES! (note, this is a very flattering angle. i'm not actually this hot irl!)


He was laying on my arm yawnmeowing! SO PRECIOUS! (and exploitable!)

this shift is going to be a boon in my life, i am so stoked! ^____^

So I guess I should close the window. Apparently, His Royal Highness is chilly and decided he'd like to camp out on my fucking moob and then stare malevolently at the computer monitor that was taking attention away from him. LOLZ.

i just woke up from sleep and was checking my email and my torrents and someone decided to blockade my internet and order me back to bed:





he was really sleepy, he started falling asleep as soon as i moved my arm. i guess i should go back to sleep, haha.

i got home from work and Ness was too sleepy to get off the bed, so he was laying down meowing like a banshee. i laid down with him for a bit and took these cute pics:



and



now, 10 minutes or so later, he's running around the house making a mess of things. he needs sooooo many spankings!! ;)

Ness was poopervising me in the bathroom tonight:



and here, he got distracted by his reflection in the mirror:



the end, love scott

some pictures i recently took:



Ness being bad sleeping on my bag getting hair everywhere.



Sometimes he gets a floating eye like them crazy old prophet ladies!



Blah blah blah Ocean Beach. I've been taking lots of walks lately to try to jumpstart my metabolism again. I went here to show my friend Jeremy from Oklahoma the prettiness!



I think I need a mental health day from work. It sounds stupid, but it's kinda showing that I need a day or two off, LOL.

LOL, the other night I came home from work and Ness was laying in my bed looking at me like "Sup President?"



Tonight I was walking through the Chinatown tunnel and I decided to snap this picture because it fucking stunk in there like rotting flesh, shit and carstink:



I have decided that I live in the prettiest goddamn city ever:



EDIT: no, i haven't lost any weight, my double chin is just being covered my my hand to stifle the gags. LOLOL

So I was bored earlier today and I took some pictures of the apartment and Ness cuz I am an old cat faggot in training! :D

This is the kitchen I share with alphaomegasf:



In this next picture, Ness helps me get mail ready. That box is my family's christmas presents I've been meaning to mail for like 3 months now. HAHAHAHAH. I keep forgetting to go to the post office even though it's really a block away from my house! D:



In this picture here, you see my bed, and Ness' bed. He has taken my bed as his throne during business hours. I guess he holds court for the dust bunnies and orbs:



This is him looking proud and stuff:



And this is me, looking bleck:

So I bought new pillows and pillowcases tonight after running around with my head cut off. I had to because my old pillowcases were maroon in color and they were so hairy from Ness it was like I was sleeping on two hippocats. LOL. So anyway, i just put them all together now and everything was in the Sears bag. Well, His Royal Highness decided that meant it was OK to play with everything. So they bags are now in pieces and everything is EVERYWHERE. there's a water bottle under the TV, plastic bags scattered to the 4 winds, hahaha. And he's sitting there like "OMG HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? WHO DID THIS?" all the while looking at me like *my cute innocent face, let me show you it.*

There aren't enough shakings in the world for how cute this is. Sure, I could have stopped him, but he wouldn't have had any fun then.

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I've been sick lately. BART Plague v3.0 or what have you. Anyway, today was cold medicine overdose day and Ness laid and cuddled with me most of the day. He's a blanket cat. He will leave the bed to eat and whatever, but then he'll come back on and tunnel under the blanket and then come stick his head out. He's so adorable!







Also, I went to Walgreen's the other night, LOL:

here are two more pictures of Ness for your viewing pleasure!



He has moved from the computer to my bed. AWWW.



He's soooo content!

I'm really happy I have him. He's the greatest cat ever. Even alphaomegasf has taken to him. He has a large box full of toys and catnip and treats and brushes and he has a big scratching post and a wiggly toy and a laser pointer. He seems sooo happy here but I wish he'd STFU when it's 3AM, because that's definitely NOT the best time to practice for Glee Club.

I love that the cat we rescued off of the streets is obsessed with the internet. He is literally laying in my arms purring while I surf the net. He's been doing this for the last 30 minutes or so. And every once in a while he looks up at me and pecks me with his cold, wet nose. ADORABLE.

Ness and I are watching BSG together!! I wonder what he's thinking while he's looking at the screen?